subtitle: what I wish I told my sister before middle school
you will get your period one day,
and you will not feel like a woman.
you will feel like your body has betrayed
every promise it ever curled around
your little finger. this is normal.
you will get…
Yo Dita Von Teese was on Oddities <3 It’s a shame my DVR cut the recording half way through, but it rocerded enough that I got to see the giant taxidermy Ostrich wearing a diamond necklace, it was fab, and now I want one for my home.